Translating Menspeak
When He Says – He Really Means ———— – —————- Do you have the...
Men Are Like Popcorn
Why are men like popcorn?They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
The Honeymoon’s Over!
A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon.When they got back, the...
David Copperfield is doing his magic show and…
David Copperfield is doing his magic show and asks if anyone would like toshow...
A really bad, terrible mistake
Fred goes to a doctor and says, “Doc, I want to be castrated.” Doc...
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace…
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace is...
Chinese laundry man
This guy is walking through Chinatown. He is fascinated with all the Chinese Restaurants,...
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster,which takes in toast and...
New Year Nerd Resolutions
|NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS YOU WON’TBE ABLE TO KEEP IF YOU’RE A NERD 16. I...
Blonde quickies 1-20
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted!Q: How...