Santa, we\\\\\\\’re worried about you.
Dear Santa: We’re worried about you.From your rosy red cheeks to your legendary girth...
Do the math
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class.She called on...
I’d Love To But…(Pt II)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
Banjo jokes
|Q: How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only...
Hop-scotch!
|What do Scottish toads play?Hop-scotch!
Pope and Lawyer (Classic)
The Pope died and went to heaven. When he got there, he found a...
Libertarians & Anarchists
What’s the difference between Anarchists and Libertarians??Libertarians are anarchists with money.Anarchists believe property is...
Lawnmower
How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green...
Mother Knows Best
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn’t help...
What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?
Q: What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?A: 20 class rings...