Things Mom Taught Me…
|My Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing and break your neck,...
The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
You’ve got mail, the Blonde version
A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box. She keeps doing...
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?Wayne takes a shower after 3...
Things You Don’t Want Your System Admin To Say
Things You Don’t Want Your Sysadmin To Say1. Uh-oh…2. Oh S***!3. What the heck?!?4....
Give Them a Shock
Why do psychiatrists give their patients shock treatment?To prepare them for the bill!
The meaning of life
A man asked his doctor if he thought he’d live to be a hundred.The...
Police chief hates you
|Ten Signs The Police Chief Hates You10. He sends you on drug raids….alone.9. He...
The couple was dining out when the wife noticed…
The couple was dining out when the wife noticed a familiar face at the...
Do you know me?
|A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a...