Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole…
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole, when who should he...
A man in a state of excessive inebriation…
A man in a state of excessive inebriation rolled up at a fairground rifle...
National Anthem
Ex-President Clinton is currently writing a new National Anthem.It’s called, “Yank My Doodle, It’s...
Cattle Herders
Q: Why aren’t blondes good cattle herders?A: Because they can’t even keep two calves...
What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?
Q: What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?A: They go over to...
A guy was sitting in a bar when a stranger…
A guy was sitting in a bar when a strangerwalked up to him and...
What has two legs and bleeds?
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
Inventing Wire
How was wire invented?Two lawyers pulling on a penny.
GOD will save me
GOD will save me The police were going door to door warning everyone to...
Over the counter
A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmartand...