Humor from the Smithsonian
The story behind this joke:… There’s this nutball who digs things out his back...
Recipe for Banana Bread
Recipe for Banana Bread Ingredients: 2 Laughing Eyes 2 Loving Arms 2 Well Shaped...
Polish Guy At the Beach
A Polish guy is walking along the beach in France. There are many beautiful...
Your Dad’s Like Cement
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
A pool table?
|What is green and brown, has four legs and can kill you if it...
If women don’t fool around, and men do…
If women don’t fool around, and men do fool around, whoare the men fooling...
Heavy metal guitarist
Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?A: Put...
Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
Only three doors
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were...