The Christmas diet song
|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies...
Why doesnt Hillary wear short dress?
Why doesn’t Hillary wear short dress?Her balls would show.
Two nuns are riding a bike down a road…
Two nuns are riding a bike down a road and the firstnun says, “I`ve...
If Scientists Wrote Nursery Rhymes
If Scientists Wrote Nursery Rhymes How many can you solve? (Answers below)1. A research...
Husband 1.0
|Last year a friend of mine upgraded from BoyFriend 1.0 to Husband 1.0 and...
Pre-Nuptial Agreements
A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch...
Blinker
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is...
I can hear clearly now…
Dave: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
The Big Flood
It had been raining for days and days, and a terrible flood had come...
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked…
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar...