My wife is pregnant
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A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one…
A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one thighand a turkey on...
A list of redneck computer terms
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Free drinks for everyone
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Early retirement
The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement...
Signs You Took Y2K Too Serious
You didn’t find out that nothing happened for a week because you were holed...
Microsoft Panhandler v1.0 (Beta)
|Redmond, WA — Microsoft Corporation chair, CEO and all-around babe magnet Bill Gates announced...
Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them…
Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them. The first blonde...
Sex With A Martian
One day, a space ship landed in a farmer’s field and a Martian man...
Chasing
A guy was driving his car at the speed of 80 mph when he...