The Slow Racehorse
The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race....
I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
tarantula with a rose?
|What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?I’m not sure,...
Tuns of Puns!
How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish...
Shooting Blanks
I like to hang out around the playground, just watching the kids running and...
Mexican Funeral
Why are there only two paul-bearers at a Mexican funeral?There are only two handles...
Top 10 signs of a bad christmas tree.
Top 10 signs you bought a bad christmas tree:10. Two feet tall, forty feet...
Lesbian
A blonde guy was sitting in a bar when he spots a very pretty...
One Last Night
One day, this guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a...
Yo mama\\\’s so fat
Yo mama’s so fat, when she went to school, she sat next to everybody!Yo...