Think You’re A Man?
Man is the king of his castle A king is a ruler A ruler...
Why do mice have long tails?
|Why do mice have long tails?Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
Speed Limit
What’s the speed limit of sex?68 cause at 69 you gotta turn around
Explaining his claim
|A farmer who’s been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck...
The politically correct Christmas
|On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in...
Mom would never say
|Things Mom Would Never Say”How on earth can you see the TV sitting so...
Pat and Jimmy-Joe
|Pat and Jimmy-Joe met and one said to the other, “Have ye seen Mulligan...
Polish Power Outage
Did you hear about the tragedy in Poland? In Poland’s largest shopping mall, there...
Rating your Christmas parties
|If you threw a party, the worst thing you could have done was throw...
Gun Barrel
A man joins the crew of a ship. After a few days he gets...