Timber!
So Sven and Ole were out working in the forest one day. They had...
50-50 relationship
What do men consider a 50-50 relationship?We cook, they eat! We clean, they dirty!...
Phone songs
|All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are...
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms…
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms of thedivorce decree, the judge...
Palindromes
More cool than funny, but… racecar racecar drawer reward repaid diaper straw warts evian...
Cinderella and Tampon
Cinderella REALLY wanted to go to Prince Charming’s ball, but as you know the...
The Scottsman!
What is the difference between a Scottish man and a member of the Rolling...
Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night…
Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night feeling alone and scared....
Thoughts and quotes
|The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson.——————————————————————————–Working...
Bad waiter.
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the...