What dreams mean
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just dreamedthat you gave...
Darling, she whispered after they had finished making love…
“Darling,” she whispered after they had finished making love, “Will you still make love...
Two goldfish are in a tank…
Two goldfish are in a tank.One said to the other:’Do you know how to...
How To Be Annoying (A Guide)
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and...
insults part 2
He’s so dumb, he thinks the Kentucky Derby is a hat. He’s never slept...
The Christmas diet song
|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies...
Waking Grumpy
Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you’ve been waking up...
How to Shower like a Man!
How To Shower Like A Man:1 – Take off clothes while sitting on the...
S.H.I.T (Special High Intensity Traning)
Special High Intensity Training – S.H.I.T.MEMORANDUMTO: All EmployeesFROM: Communications ServicesSUBJECT: SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAININGIn...
Meeting the Pope
A rich American tourist was holidaying in Rome, and was intent on seeing the...