Yo Mamma
Yo mamma’s armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got Don King in...
seconds to live
Man walks into the Doctors office. “I have the results of your test and...
More Pick Up Lines
1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can...
The top ten signs that your co-worker is a computer hacker
|10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000.9. He’s...
A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki…
A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki to buy furs.He arranges for a...
Le Pepper Please!
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some...
WARNING: These are RUDE.
Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?A. Ask your mother.Q. How do you...
Little Holes
Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?A: From eating with...
Some years ago
|Some years ago, Michael J. Flanagan, a successful New York contractor, was standing on...
The only true religion
One day God called the Pope, and he said “John Paul I have good...