Blonde and the Western
A blonde and her husband are laying in bed watching TV, an old western...
The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...
Three wishes
It was a nice sunny day when three men were walking down a country...
Sightings Of Sharp Individuals
Sighting #1:I was busy writing some computer program for one of my classes and...
Donors
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
The Christmas diet song
|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies...
Reload.
A guy finally gets a date with an easy blonde. To prepare for the...
Pulled over.
A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer...
The Big Jump
Q….OK, there’s a smart blonde, a brunette, and Santa Claus on top of the...
Confucious say: Man who go to bed…….
Confucious say:Man who go to bed with itchy ass, wake up with smelly finger.