Whats blue and does not fit any more?
Whats blue and doesn’t fit any more? – A dead epileptic.
Who gave you those black eyes?
|A regular at Bob’s Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of...
Taxes
The IRS says they can’t give back 80 million dollars in refunds because they...
The Essay.
A university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing the...
Tarzania
What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?”Look,...
Speech to the deaf.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
Where are the fingers?
Jon’s working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally...
Bass jokes
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a...
When I become old
|When I’m a little old lady, then I’ll live with my children and bring...
An error publishing an article
|From Reuters News Service:Canada’s Ottawa Citizen newspaper recently printed a recipe for Chanterelle Lemon...