Marriage quotes 09
|Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them.May you be too...
Soap dispenser
Two priests are off to the showers late one night.They undress and step in...
TOP TEN NEW INTEL SLOGANS FOR THE PENTIUM
TOP TEN NEW INTEL SLOGANS FOR THE PENTIUM 9.9999973251 It’s a FLAW, Dammit, not...
One-Upmanship
A little boy and a little girl, on a beach, are arguing. Little boy...
Why do they call it a “kilt”?
Why do they call it a “kilt”?Because a lot of people got kilt when...
An ode to old age
|There’s quite an art to falling apart as the years go by,And life doesn’t...
Flavoured condoms
I recently tried some of these new ‘flavoured’ condoms. I bought one of each...
At College
Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?A: A...
The Dream
Tom’s dream was to marry a sweet, innocent virgin.He’d been going with Jane for...
what men hear when women speak
What a woman says: “This place is a mess C’mon, you and I need...