Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells…
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned...
Hoop Earrings
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: They have to have some place...
A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf…
A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf...
One afternoon this young girl knocked on the door of her neighbor…
One afternoon this young girl knocked on the door of her neighbor,to chit chat...
Speech to the deaf.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
No Brained Women
Why don’t women have any brains?Because they don’t have any testicles to put them...
Girlfriend 1.0 software
|Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0).Recently he...
A gentler way
At the morning roll call at Fort Dix, the sergeant called out,”Platoon, atten-HUT! Private...
You might be a redneck if…beer
You consider a six pack of beer and a bug-zapper quality entertainment.
Term dictionary
|Parent’s Dictionary of MeaningsDUMBWAITER: one who asks if the kids would care to order...