Mom would never say
|Things Mom Would Never Say”How on earth can you see the TV sitting so...
Terms of Endearment!
Bernie was invited to his friend’s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every...
IRS
The IRS announced that obese Americans are entitled to certain tax breaks. Apparently, under...
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?Anorexic
Witch
What do you call a witch at the beach? I don’t know? A sand-witch!
The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model…
The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model to the airport.Halfway there, the front...
Dominated Spouses
Standing at the pearly gates of heaven, Albert noticed pointing to two paths. One...
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream…
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream and asks his wife...
Lady Diana and Dolly Parton Go to Heaven
Lady Diana and Dolly Parton die on the same day, and they both go...
Dumb Part
What’s the dumbest part of a man’s body?His penis. It has a head without...