Ode to cranky men
|I chanced to pass a windowWhile walking through a mallWith nothing much upon my...
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and…
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked andwas climbing into bed when his wife...
Doing this great deed
A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St. Peter explains that...
How do you make love to a fat girl?
How do you make love to a fat girl?Roll her in flour and go...
Good Cook
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A: She gets...
Do you know why it’s called sex?
Do you know why it’s called sex?Because it’s easier to spell than Uhhhhh..oooohh…Ahhhhhh….AIIEEEEEEE!!!
Me and My Boss
When I take a long timeI am slowWhen my boss takes a long timeHe...
Window Seat
Q: Why didn’t the blonde want a window seat on the plane?A1: She’d just...
The local priest came across Paddy who had…
The local priest came across Paddy who had stumbled out of the town tavern.”Paddy,”...
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?A: One is...