Women’s translations
|WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry. = You?ll be sorry.We...
What is a mans idea of foreplay?
What’s a man’s idea of foreplay? -A half-hour of begging.
She is angry at you
|Worried because they hadn’t heard anything for days from the widow in the neighboring...
God and the Computer
God and the ComputerIn the beginning there was the computer. And God typed: %>Let...
Bassoon jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from the bassoon...
Short Reindeer Jokes
|What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?This one will sleigh you...
Weathermen Are Nuts
Top Ten Signs your Local TV Weatherman Is Nuts10. Every night, his forecast is:...
Italian, Black, and a Jew
Three best friends are at the corner bar on a Friday night as usual....
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?Professional courtesy.
Doctor! Doctor!
A woman goes to the doctor’s and says, “Doctor, Doctor, you have to help...