Advantage: Woman!
Why it’s better to be a Woman!1. We got off the Titanic first.2. We...
Pregnancy Test
The blonde had been married about a year when one day the she came...
Judi was bored with driving her BMW…
Judi was bored with driving her BMW. It laced individuality and besides that, every...
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent…
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket.That’s...
Addicted to the Web
|(Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
Things that are difficult to say when you are drunk
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK:IndubitablyInnovativePreliminaryProliferationCinnamonTHINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO...
Purchasing the shoes
|A shoeseller meets a mathematician and complains that he does not know what size...
Hey Lady!
A lady is walking down the street to work and she sees a parrot...
REALLY DUMB Joke
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest.He sent in ten...
Converting to metric
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...