By definition
A young Army 1st Lt. is in the bathroom (head) releaving himself at the...
I just had a dream about it
|A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told...
A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years…
A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years andtells the...
Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
OLD NEVER DIES 14
|OLD WANTS never die, they become needsOLD WATCHMAKERS never die, they just run out...
Jokes for the Ladies!
Q: Why are married women heavier than single women?A: Single women come home, see...
Sick of the Holidays
|Signs You’re Sick of the Holidays8. You’ve got red and green bags under your...
Incompatible
Once heard from a girl who just broke up with someone:My old boyfriend and...
Making Babies
Little Johnny is walking with his father in the park and they see two...
DON’T ASK GOD TO PROVE HIMSELF, HE JUST MIGHT
|A lawyer and two buddies were fishing on Caddo Lake in Texas when a...