A Mother’s Dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...
What’s a real mate?
Q: What’s a real mate?A: Someone who’ll go into town, get two head jobs...
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to…
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they...
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife…
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife. He’s not that tired, so...
Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye…
Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye (or maybe it was Neil McNell from...
The Trade
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under hisarm....
A man walks into a jewellers shop…
A man walks into a jewellers shop, unzips his trousers and placeshis tool upon...
Bath Time.
It was time for Father John’s Saturday night bath, and young nun, Sister Magdalene...
Hillary and Bill again!
When Bill and Hillary first got married, Bill said, “I am putting a box...
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could…
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could.’God,’ he prayed, ‘I...