If Timex made toasters…
If Timex made toasters…They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a...
Bad corporate slogans
These are fabricated corporate slogans that would never have made if far if they...
Blonde quickies 161-180
161. Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours? A: Write ‘Please turn...
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see…
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that theobituary for her...
Rush Limbaugh
Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit...
When God created Canada!
On the sixth day God turned to the angel Gabriel and said “Today I...
Big mix-UP
One day, there was a plane that crashed. On it, was Bill Clinton, and...
What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear?
What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear? A wind...
Get Me Out!
There was an old man whom, though loved by his son, was being put...
Gun-toting Panda (Classic)
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats...