Slow golfers are ahead of us
|Joe decides to take his boss Phil to play 9 holes on their lunch....
Wedding Questions and Answers
Is it all right to bring a date to the wedding? Not if you...
Bill Gates, the Antichrist
PROOF THAT BILL GATES IS THE ANTICHRISTConversion to ASCII values:MS-DOS 6. 2177 83 45...
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated…
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent...
Clarinet jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own...
Eucalyptus Road
Sue Ellen passed away so Billy Bob called 911. The operator promised to send...
Yo’ Momma is…
Yo’ Mamma is so ugly, I went into your house saw her TV was...
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar…
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...
A man was taking his wife…
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins,to the hospital when...
Italian Organ Grinder
A bloke who was well known for his anti Italian sentiments, was walking down...