Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
The two condoms…
Two condoms were walking past a Gay bar.One looks at the other and says…”You...
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom…
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the...
Lost In The Snow
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what...
It all adds up!
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class. She called...
Purchasing furniture
|I work as a systems administrator, and part of m job involves answering questions...
Second Opinion
A doctor and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband...
Lipstick Stains
Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after ablonde drives...
What is a stable?
|Every Christmas morning, when my kids were little, I read them the nativity story...
Deep Cuts
Doctor, don’t cut so deep. That’s the third operating table you’ve ruined this month!