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You might be a redneck if you think the last words to The Star...
Redneck wins lottery…
A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes toAustin to claim...
Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south…
Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south when he decided he wanted...
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
What is the future
|My horoscope read, “You’re going places and you can’t be stopped.”Apparently the cop who...
Wrong Finger
I saw my old girlfriend the other day and she had her wedding ring...
Puerto Rican Offspring
Q: What did they name the offspring of a blonde and a Puerto Rican?A:...
Girl’s School
The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the...
God being a man.
Q: How do we know that God is a man?A: Because if God was...
Lack Of Meat In Poland
A Journalist has to write a story on the lack of meat in Poland....