7 Shots of Vodka!
Man goes to the bar and says “bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka.”...
The infertile patient!
After much soul searching and having determined the husband was infertile, the childless couple...
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?Because the runway was only 25ft...
How to write a paper
How to write a paper1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted...
The Difference Is ..
What’s the difference between a porcupine and the White House?With a porcupine, the pricks...
Vincent Van Gogh\’s relatives:
After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh...
Why do Jewish Women go for circumcised men?
Why do Jewish Women go for circumcised men?Because they can’t refuse anything with 10%...
Horsie Ride
Little Johnny is passing his parents bedroom in the middle of the night, in...
Star bangled banner
You might be a redneck if you think the last words to The Star...
Real advertisements 03
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Toaster:...