Try to catch the rabbit
|The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying...
How do you change a blondes mind?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Blow in her ear.
Jon starts working in a lumber camp…
Jon starts working in a lumber camp. The boss says, “We work twelve hours...
What is the difference between condoms and coffins?
What’s the difference between condoms and coffins?They both hold something stiff but one’s coming...
Before Viagra
One day, Jimmy is walking home from school. When he gets home, he finds...
A Drinking Problem
I have got a drinking problem…. I’ve got two hands, but only one mouth…
Carpooling
For the second time in a row, I was forced to impose on the...
Thin People Don’t
|By Barbara Florio GrahamFrom McCall’s, June, 1983I read every diet I can get my...
The Twelve Bugs of Christmas
|For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to meSee if they can...
My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...