New Viruses on the loose!
Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB and then slowly...
Lily!
|What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?Lily!
What is the loose skin around the pussy called?
What is the loose skin around the pussy called? -The woman.
Yo Family Is So Poor…
Yo family is so poor that when I went inside your house I accidentally...
French horn jokes
|Q: What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a...
cross a spider and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?I’m not sure,...
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking:Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas,...
Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...
How is sex like air?
How is sex like air?It’s no big thing unless you aren’t getting any.
No Jello
Q: Why don’t blondes eat Jello?A: They can’t figure out how to get two...