Famous Sports Quotes.
Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: “I want all the...
Drown my troubles
I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can’t get my wife to...
insults part 2
He’s so dumb, he thinks the Kentucky Derby is a hat. He’s never slept...
I’ll use my seeing eye dog
|A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a...
An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon…
An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon. They...
Fortune
A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune...
The mime!
I put a blank cassette tape in my tape stereo last night and turnedthe...
Birthing Pains
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is...
Italian Night Before Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas, Da whole house was mella, Not a creature was...
The Wizard of Oz
At the edge of the forest there was a somewhat mediocre wizard. He is...