If Men made the Rules
1. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument....
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks…
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, “Is God male or female?”After...
Sure signs that you’re broke!
1. American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!”2. Your idea of a...
Three breasted hooker
There’s this man who’s taking a walk around the red light districtuntil he passes...
The three stages of sex in marriage.
The tri stages of sex in marriage- 1.Tri-weekly 2.Try-weekly 3.Try-weakly
Today is my daughter’s 18th birthday…
I’m so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month,...
Change Toilet Paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?Nobody knows....
Does it hurt when you do this?
|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.
Penuts! Popcorn!
President Ronald Regan told this joke about Fidel Castro:Castro was addressing a large audience...
Indicator
A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a doublescotch...