Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
Why do women have legs?
why do women have legs?have you ever seen the mess that slugs leave behind!??
It Is Woomba
At an international meeting, two surgeons were having an argument. The Indian surgeon was...
Gates Vs GM
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with...
Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the barman…
Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the bar man for two Bacardi’s and...
Blonde Lumberjack
A blonde travels to Canada to seek her fortune as a lumberjack. She meets...
15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians
15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians…Best make-up artist in the world, but your models never...
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?Because a...
Seagulls
Why do seagulls live by the sea?Because if they lived by the bay, they...
Your Family Is So Poor
Your family is so poor, when I went to your house I stepped on...