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Phone keeps ringing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
You Know You’re In California When…
The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway. You were born somewhere...
How can you tell if a FAX was sent by a blonde?
How can you tell if a FAX was sent by a blonde? It has...
Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick…
Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick areperched near the front door of...
Food Better Than Men
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FROG
What did one Lesbian frog say to the other Lesbian frog?You know what…we DO...
I’m Glad I’m A Woman
I’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I am I don’t live...
Four is equal to five
|Theorem: 4 = 5Proof:-20 = -2016 – 36 = 25 – 454^2 – 9*4...
Lone Ranger
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink...