Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
In the graveyard!
An old man and old woman had been married for about 52 years when...
What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond’s ear?
What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond’s ear?Data transfer.
You Mama’s So Hairy…
Yo mama’s so hairy…- Yo mama’s so hairy, they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist”...
Redneck Doctor
How can you determine that a death certificate was filled by a redneck doctor?He...
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her…
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her.He says,”You have acute...
Happens all the time
A guy starts talking to two women in a bar, they turnout to be...
Schingwers
Q: Why are Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinksy, and O.J. Simpson such bad golfers.A: Monica...
Great first parent
|The First Parent by Bill Cosby Whenever your kids are out of control, you...
More Your Mommas
Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don’t come...