How do you clean a condom?
How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out...
Two Brain Cells
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant
I want to see something really cheap
|After being away on business for a week before Christmas, Tom thought it would...
The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
A man was taking his wife…
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins,to the hospital when...
The Marv Albert Song
Walkin’ Round in Women’s Underwear(to be sung to “Walkin’ in a Winter Wonderland”)Lacy things...
The Apple Corps!
|What is the maggot army called?The Apple Corps!
Stalagmice!
|What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?Stalagmice!
THE LAND OF OZ
THE LAND OF OZ Dan Quayle, Newt Gingrich, and Bill Clinton are traveling in...