Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up?
Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up? He wanted children and...
Introduce lawyers
|”You are a cheat!” shouted the attorney to his opponent.”And you’re a liar!” bellowed...
The Wizard of Oz
At the edge of the forest there was a somewhat mediocre wizard. He is...
Why Birds Fly South
Why do birds fly south for the winter?Because it’s too far to walk!
Yo mamma’s so fat!
Yo mamma’s so fat the cops had to use “The Jaws of life” to...
Signs That You’re Broke
At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as...
Some cute want-ads!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT...
Thinnest World’s Book Is…
What is the thinnest book in the world?What men know about women.
Hello Mother, Hello Father (song)
Here I am at Camp Grenada. Camp is very entertaining, and they say we’ll...
Politically Correct Terms
New Official Politically Correct Terms for the 90′sOLD—————NEWconservative–reactionarythe establishment–white power elitehearing person–temporarily aurally abledsighted...