Proctologist Definitions
Proctologist: A doctor who puts in a hard day at the orifice.Proctologist: A brain...
Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake…
Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake.The twoin...
My dad’s a Lawyer
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking...
A-fishin’ We Will Go…
Seems about a year ago (1998) some airplane manufacturer employees decided to steal a...
Where do you find 60 million french jokes?
Q: Where do you find 60 million french jokes?A: In France.
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IX
Build Vocabulary. Read up on some computer magazines andpick out all the jargon and...
A wide selection
“Hey, Pal”, the irate druggist shouted, “Put that cigar outwhile you are in my...
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said…
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said “Please give me aprescription for the...
Naughty, Naughty
One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically...
Millennia Year Application Software System (MYASS)
This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will...