Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
Coat Hanger
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Marmite Competition
I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won...
101 Things Not To Say During Sex
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George W Bush meets Moses!
George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing...
Yo mama is so flat
Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of the wall! Yo mama so flat she’s...
How to Get A Good Night Sleep
By the time Dave pulled into the small town every hotel room was taken....
Arkansas Vasectomy
After having their 10th child, an Arkansas couple decided that that was enough. So...
There were these three blokes sitting on the high cliffs…
There were these three blokes sitting on the high cliffs of a lonely beach,...
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? Fucks funny!