Family Jewels
Erik Williams, 21, of the 3600 block of South Michigan Avenue, was arrested in...
Next US President
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become...
The guy considered himself lucky to have been able…
The guy considered himself lucky to have been able to attractand bed such a...
Height Problems
A lady had a height problem – she was TOO tall, being excatly 2...
The price decides everything
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
If Sony ran Christmas…
|Their Personal Xmas-ing Device, which would be barely larger than an ornament and flat,...
OLD NEVER DIES 7
|OLD ELECTRICIANS never die, they just do it until it HzOLD ELECTRICIANS never die,...
Products we could do without!
Fingernail Clippers:That’s why we have teeth.Makeup That is Tattooed on:You might love that green...
Unengaged Brain
PLEASE ENGAGE BRAIN BEFORE SPEAKINGWhenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids...
Your Momma’s so stupid…
Your momma’s so stupid, she looked over a glass wall!