Whatcha Doin’ Daddy?”
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on a...
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect 10?
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″? Two 5 year olds.
You Must Be A Redneck If
* You recycle your own toilet paper * Your mom has to shave more...
Some possible computer bumper stickers
|1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted…Cereal Port Not Responding2. Bad command or file name! Go stand in...
The barber was finishing a haircut…
The barber was finishing a haircut on a customer one dayand started to apply...
No pressure
This older Jewish man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted...
If they divorce…
The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled.”Why so glum, Chum?” asked the kindly stranger.”If...
The office playboy had a date with an attractive young woman…
The office playboy had a date with an attractive young woman. The next day...
50-50 relationship
What do men consider a 50-50 relationship?We cook, they eat! We clean, they dirty!...
That’s not fair!
Sven and Ole worked together and were both laid off, so off they went...