Grenade
Q: What do you do if a blond throws a pin at you? A:...
yesterday’s coffee
She’s like yesterday’s coffee — a little weak in the bean.
Nearsightedness
I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she...
Real Business Signs
On an Electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.” Outside a Radiator Repair Shop:...
Dog named Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I...
Top 50+ Geek T-Shirt slogans
Top 50+ Geek T-Shirt slogans1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert...
Little Johnny on the Farm!
Little Johnny wakes up and comes down to breakfast. Since he lived on a...
I’m over the hill
|We’re over the hill but don’t feel sadThis side of the hill ain’t all...
Ode to cranky men
|I chanced to pass a windowWhile walking through a mallWith nothing much upon my...
Short Lawyer Jokes I
The defendant who pleads his own case has a fool for a client, but...