Congratulations
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:”Come and bury my wife.”"But I...
Hoop Earrings
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: They have to have some place...
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One’s composing, the other is decomposing.
The Vet/Taxidermist
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
Cure For Unemployment
“So you think you could end all unemployment, do you?” asked the interviewer. “And...
Boring!
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Twelve Days of Fast Food
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Trust thy friend…
The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his...
EMT response times.
Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their respective ambulance team?s response times. ?Since...
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms…
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms.The first...