The old lady in the bank
A little old lady walked into the head branch of the Chase ManhattanBank holding...
Women’s translations
|WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry. = You?ll be sorry.We...
Magic Johnson on rollerblades…
What do you call Magic Johnson on rollerblades?ROLLAIDS!
Fun Quotes
———————- BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER AND TASTIER, TOO. ———————- FAILURE IS NOT AN...
100 Buckets of Bits
|100 Buckets of Bits100 buckets of bits on the bus 100 buckets of bits...
A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian…
A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian are in a bar discussing the mental...
Phone keeps ringing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
own mind
He says he has a mind of his own. He’s welcome to it– who...
Give him an orange
|One day in Contract Law class, Professor Jepson asked one of his better students,...
An engineer and a programmer
|A programmer and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long...