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Try to grow chickens
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AOL addiction poem
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Old man’s sperm cup
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Drunk
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A toad with a machine gun!
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Ideal Seduction Line
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Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
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What Were You Thinking?
A woman married 35 years asked her husband on their anniversary, “What were you...
During an Army war game…
During an Army war game, a commanding officer’sjeep got stuck in the mud. The...