Hungry Beggar
A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman who is shopping on Rodeo Drive...
What kind of Bees…
What kind of Bees make honey? Honey Bees!What kind of Bees make Milk? BOOBIES!
Gorilla Capture
As he was quietly watching television at home, a chap hears a sound on...
George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminal…
George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminaland he noticed an old man...
Lawyer vs Physician
A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence.They referred it to Diogenes,...
You’re in great health
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Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical…
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find outthat she’s...
How a man can tell if a woman has PMS
She stops reading Glamour and starts reading Guns and Ammo.She considers chocolate a major...
Catching polar bears
How to catch a polar bear:Go up north and find a frozen lake or...
Pilot On Drugs
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