If men had a vagina.
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Chatting with a bull, a turkey sighed and said, “I would love to be...
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Ebonics Xmas
Wuz de night befo CrismusAn all ober de hoodEverybody wuz sleepin’Day wuz sleepin’ good....
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What did the Buddhist ask the pizza maker? “Make me one with everything.”
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A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in...
Want me to paint for you?
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A Networkologist\\\’s Christmas
A Networkologist’s Christmas”‘Tis the night before Christmas,” I thought with a frown. I was...