How Do You Feel?
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the...
Unfaithful?
An old Jewish couple was sitting around one evening and he says to his...
Common With Computer
Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?A: You don’t know...
Blind question and answer jokes
|Q: Why don’t blind people skydive?A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
family vehicle
your family is so poor………. the family vehicle is a skateboard.
Men And Lino
Here’s one for you…what do men and linoleum have in common?If you lay them...
Bass jokes
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a...
Love, Santa
Dear Friends, I have been watching you very closely to see if you have...
Bill Gates at the pearly gates!
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized...
Finding half an apple!
|What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?Finding half an apple!