How is a woman like an airplane?
How is a woman like an airplane? -Both have cockpits.
Leaving
After an argument with his wife, a man stalked out of the house. He...
What is New Jersey state bird?
What is New Jersey’s state bird? The common House Fly.
The right rhythm
On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie wentstraight to her...
Cheap Rooms 4 Rent
Innkeeper: The room is $15 a night. It’s $5 if you’ll make your own...
Who’s job is it?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her panties?Self-employed!
Yet another blonde joke…
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up?Shine a torch in her ear!
Blonde and Hairdresser
A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working...
Earmuffs
Why do blondes wear earmuffs? To avoid the draft.
Identifying wasted time
|TO: ALL PERSONNELFROM: ACCOUNTING It has come to our attention recently that many of...