Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested…
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested,then suddenly a whiskey came...
Penile Operation
A guy who has a stuttering problem goes in to his doctor and says...
A duck
What does a duck like to eat? A quacker!
A dangerous animal
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached,...
Mice Krispies!
|What are crisp, like milk and go ‘eek, eek, eek’ when you eat them?Mice...
Grandma changed
|In the dim and distant pastWhen life’s tempo wasn’t so fast,Grandma used to rock...
Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?
Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?Yes, Intercourse….you go...
How to hunt elephants — Lawyers style
How to hunt elephants — Lawyer’s styleLawyers don’t hunt elephants, but they do follow...
Doctor’s Notes 8
A new, young MD doing his residency in OB was quite embarrassed performing female...