Kermit the Frog
|Why doesn’t Kermit the Frog like elephants?They always want to play leap frog with...
Keep A Man From Wanting Sex
How do you keep a man from wanting sex?You marry him!
Stupid attorneys
|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.”I locked my keys in...
Grasshopper than a cricket
|Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket?Because grasshoppers can play...
Hard cheese!
|What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?Hard cheese!
Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...
Short Lawyer Jokes IV
It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his hands...
Insult Collection #2
Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that’s the...
Why Female Astronauts?
Why is it good that we now have female astronauts?When the crew gets lost...
Wanna Hear A Polish Joke?
Guy walks into a bar, sits downs and starts to make conversation with guy...