The third wish
A young man fell in a pit one day, and found a magic lamp...
How to kill a blonde
Q: How do you kill a dumb blonde?A: Put a scratch n’ sniff sticker...
Little Carrie likes to screw
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s...
If Timex ran Christmas…
|The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a...
Hide and squeak!
|What is a mouse’s favorite game?Hide and squeak!
Letter To Ann Landers
Dearn Ann:I am facing a very serious problem. You see, I am a Vietnam-era...
Too much of the 90′s!
Signs you’ve had too much of the 90′s!You try to enter your password on...
Baby Sitting
Q: How do you babysit black kids?A: Wet their lips and stick them to...
The insane conductor
|A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and...
COYOTE “vs” ACME
In The United States District Court, Southwestern District, Tempe, Arizona Case No. B19293, Judge...