Forever Patient
A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. “You’ve been billing...
Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...
Suppository In Her Ear
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of drainingand a feeling...
Whats a blondes favorite surgery?
Whats a blonde’s favorite surgery?A Slipodictomy.
What is a mans idea of foreplay?
What’s a man’s idea of foreplay? -A half-hour of begging.
Can\’t Hear
Doctor: What seems to be the trouble? Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling...
A Jewish man has just won the lottery and invites…
A Jewish man has just won the lottery and invites his family to adinner....
I\’m glad I\’m a woman
I’M GLAD I’M A WOMANI’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I...
Breeding Problem
A Soviet emigre woman comes to a gynecologist and complains:”Doctor, when I wasn’t married,...
A fun game
While your sitting on the toilet you see written on the stall door: Congratulations!...