Thor the God of Love
THOR, the God of Love wakes up the morning after the orgy.As he sits...
I’ll never forget the first time I saw my husband…
I’ll never forget the first time I saw my husband, He was standing on...
Harry Butt
There was once was a blonde woman who had just bought a house.She called...
cross a spider and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?I’m not sure,...
Mohammed and Douglas Adams
Q: What do Mohammed and Douglas Adams have in common?A: A deep, abiding respect...
Two Brain Cells
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant
Defining teenagers
|A Teenager is… A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but never...
Log negative one zero
|Theorem: log(-1) = 0Proof:a. log = 2 * log(-1)On the other hand:b. log =...
The Australian Christmas
|Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Sweating his fat awayHere comes Santa Claus,...
Huge criminal record
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...