There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men…
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men:”don’t” and “stop”.
Instructions for Microsoft’s TV dinner
|You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept...
Definition of a Wife!
Definition of a Wife:(B)eautiful (I)ntelligent (T)alented (C)harming (H)omemaker
The Walrus
Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.
Elephants V
Why do elephants live in herds?To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with...
The sex talk
A drunk goes into a bar sits down and says hey hey bartender can...
Even in Disguise
A blonde walks into an electronics store and points to something behind the clerk.”How...
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s…
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s noone there to hear it,...
Poetic justice
A man was called to witness that a couple had been making love in...
Racoon Joke
Why did the raccoon cross the road? He didn’t, he got hit by a...